Think and Pray the Weak Away

Boys will be boys and boys need their toys. But once boys reach a certain age, they’ll want to replace their Hot Wheels with some hot wheels, their Action Man with a real-life Barbie, and their sticks and stones with firearms. It’s the American Way. Thanks to America’s liberal gun laws, over 10,000 of its weaker residents are rooted out …

The Golden Age of Drilling

In 1960, when the Black & Decker Company celebrated its 50th birthday, some executive -whose name has been stricken from all records because of the catastrophe that would ultimately follow his seemingly brilliant plan- thought it would be a good idea to commemorate the occasion with a golden drill. The financial department had some serious doubts concerning the feasibility of …

Impex Nail Gun

Please, let me hasten to stress that the current emphasis on weapon-like subject matter is entirely coincidental and does in no way reflect my generally peaceful nature. This Deconstruction is not exactly new (early February), but it was the first of this year -which so far has been spent mainly on building the website (and cursing quite a lot in …